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Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	2485	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	281
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimension Hops:	13	Towns Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	5339
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6384	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	6865	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1855	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
New Chunks Explored:	529426	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.