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Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	224
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3776
Dragon Eggs Found:	2448	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!

Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pandas ride around on llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon has a secret passion for karaoke.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	150
Zombie Dances:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	2148	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9116	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Smooth Skin Society Minecraft SMP

Achilles’ heel, asian, attraction, beauty standards, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, Exotic, fetish, Gay, hairless, interracial, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, relationships, sexual orientation, skin, Smooth, smp, society, Stereotypes, submissive, twinks, White Man

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where hairless Asian twinks are the white man’s Achilles heel! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive species of Minecraft player – the hairless Asian twink. These mystical creatures roam the land, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You never know when one might sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the hairless Asian twinks are not the only reason to join our server. We also have a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim your rightful reward?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just watch out for those hairless Asian twinks – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, asian, blocky, controversial, criticism, culture, Diversity, hate, japanese girls, Minecraft, online drama, opinion, reaction, relationships, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral, Women, WTF

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

No QT Asian GF Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	6499
Magic Items Found:	1024	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of mining alone in Minecraft and not having a cute Asian girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a chance to find your very own qt Asian gfd gf who will build you a house made entirely out of pink wool and cook you virtual sushi every night. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place!

Thai Spice Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone speaks Chinese? Well, guess what? Our server is full of Thai-speaking players! That’s right, no more confusion over languages here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Thai warrior, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bamboo stick and a bowl of spicy noodles. Join our server and you might just get a chance to team up with this fearless hero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground temple filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the temple is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this wacky world of Thai-speaking Minecraft madness!

East Asian Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate East Asian adventure! Our server is so lit, even pandas are lining up to join. We have a secret underground noodle factory where players can craft their own ramen armor for protection against creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of Mount Fuji in-game, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a dragon to do your bidding. So why live in a boring East Asian country when you can join our insane Minecraft world instead?

Snowflake Sanctuary

anti-White bias, BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity training, equality, experiments, inclusion, minority groups, perceptions, Race, racial group, racial sensitivity, researchers, Sanctuary, snowflake, social psychology, valued, White participants, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7595

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the most diverse place ever! We got all sorts of peeps from different backgrounds, makin’ it a real party up in here.

And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Star Shards Collected:	103	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	282	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1059	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	6857
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	3900
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ores Mined:	3466	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!