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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Items Found:	4758	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	411
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1023	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a chunky monkey in a world full of slim avatars? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being thicc is a superpower! We have special power-ups that only activate when your character reaches a certain weight limit. So go ahead and indulge in all the virtual cake and cookies you want, because on our server, the bigger the player, the stronger they are! Join now and show off your curves in all their blocky glory!

StepGrandkidSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ores Mined:	2707	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor all family members, even the step-grandparents! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with naming ceremonies for all your virtual grandchildren.

Imagine a world where step-grandparents are celebrated like never before, where every pixelated grandchild has a name that pays tribute to their step-grandma. Dive into the virtual world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption, and drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through family relationships in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent all your step-grandparent naming frustrations? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join now and let the pixelated drama begin!

CatCraft: GF Eviction Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ores Mined:	6038
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	6417
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your pet preferences? Look no further! Join our server where cats are banned and dogs are celebrated like royalty. We understand the importance of having a furry companion that matches your vibe, and we won’t force any unwanted animals on you.

Just like this player who had a purrfectly good reason for not wanting a cat in their life, we respect your boundaries and won’t sneak any feline friends into your virtual world. Our server is a safe space for all dog lovers to unite and build a community free of unwanted meows and litter boxes.

So if you’re tired of being gaslit by pesky pets and want to game in peace with your loyal canine companion by your side, join our server today! Who needs a cat when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog as your sidekick? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted surprises and hello to a world where dogs rule the roost.

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

ArrowGuard Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6527	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	511579
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a real-life action movie? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, when BAM! A crossbow attacker comes out of nowhere and tries to take you down. But don’t worry, our guards are on point and will protect you at all costs. Join now for the most intense Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? Let’s gooooooo!

MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ores Mined:	2780	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Phyre Creative

A creative plots Minecraft server! Earn ranks through creativity and artistic talent

> 64×64 Plots available to anyone > Higher ranks can get plots up to 256×256 > World Edit > Free build world for the highest rank

Join today and begin your building journey!

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