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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1866 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!