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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8651 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3492 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas. Build your own castle out of marshmallows and defend it from a swarm of killer bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the password is “potato salad”.