Asiago MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

smp, cheddar, manchego, Asiago, type of cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

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Cheese-themed server: Corsaire SMP – Gouda PvP, Brie Towny, Asiago Economy, Cheddar Shipbuilding, Havarti Map 1.21

strategy, Corsaire, Map, alliances, Economy

Welcome to Corsaire!

Ahoy, adventurers! Get ready for a unique pirate adventure with Corsaire. Where every type of player finds a mission!

Strategic Towny Warfare

🔹 Build your empire | Form alliances | Conquer rivals

🔹 Shape the world with your strategy!

Custom Ships

🔹 Sail the seas | Explore uncharted waters.

🔹 Command your fleet and claim your destiny!

🔹 Build your very own block-warships!

Unique Creatures

🔹 Face custom-designed monsters | Unlock rare rewards

🔹 Test your skills and bravery!

Innovative Crafting

🔹 Create unique items | Customize your gear

🔹 Gain the edge in every adventure!

Dynamic Economy

🔹 Trade and build your wealth | Manage resources

🔹 Your economic decisions shape your power!

Why Corsaire?

🔹 Engaging Community

🔹 Join a world where your actions impact the story

🔹 Connect with fellow pirates and buccaneers!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Corsaire, please follow the instructions on our Discord server.

Are there any rules in Corsaire?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s rules document for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to join a crew?

You can play solo or join a crew in Corsaire. Both options are available for players!

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP (Player vs. Player) is allowed on the server. Be ready to engage in battles with other players!

How can I get custom ships in Corsaire?

You can obtain custom ships in Corsaire by completing certain quests, trading with other players, or crafting them with the required resources.

Are there special events in Corsaire?

Yes, Corsaire hosts special events from time to time where players can participate and win unique rewards. Stay tuned for announcements on our Discord server!

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COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

Hack, Minigames, Community, Minecraft, Survival

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

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AttackTime Minecraft Server

attack timing, Server, strategic planning, gaming strategy, strategic thinking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

Desktoptards, malicious application, RCE vulnerability, flatpak, user space code

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

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DadCare Minecraft Server

parenting, Minecraft, newborn, Frustration, dad

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

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KidCutsNoMore

consent, barbering techniques, Trauma, parenting, CLIPPERS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

debt management, CraftyCash, Minecraft, Financial Planning, budgeting

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

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PunishCraft: Crime Edition

Edition, crimes, criminal penalties, reddit, sentencing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

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Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

national security, missile development, Ukraine, SOVEREIGNTY, missile technology

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

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Strategic Towny Warfare
🔹 Build your empire \| Form alliances \| Conquer rivals
🔹 Shape the world with your strategy!

Custom Ships
🔹 Sail the seas \| Explore uncharted waters.
🔹 Command your fleet and claim your destiny!
🔹 Build your very own block-warships!

Unique Creatures
🔹 Face custom-designed monsters \| Unlock rare rewards
🔹 Test your skills and bravery!

Innovative Crafting
🔹 Create unique items \| Customize your gear
🔹 Gain the edge in every adventure!

Asiago

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Are there any rules in Corsaire?

Can I play solo or do I need to join a crew?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

How can I get custom ships in Corsaire?

Are there special events in Corsaire?