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AsiaEatsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Votes:	7075
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas. Build your own castle out of marshmallows and defend it from a swarm of killer bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the password is “potato salad”.

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	1736
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	7

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

compatibility, dating apps, dating profile, dealbreaker, first impression, Minecraft, online dating, profile picture, red flag, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag sign, red flag warning, relationship, Server, Statement, swipe left, Swipecraft, turn off

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!

BlockyBonerLand

awkward, BlockyBonerLand, body image, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny, humor, inappropriate, mens health, mens issues, mortifying, Public, random boner, self-conscious, sexual arousal, social faux pas, social situation, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, worst places

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	832338
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	121	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, drone attacks, Insurgency, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, killing, Kurdish, kurdistan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, PKK Rebels, rebel group, Server, Terrorism, Turkish bases, Turkish soldiers, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	277	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!

ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine

aggression, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Military Action, military response, peace talks, Politics, president, RETALIATION, Revenge, Russian strike, sanctions, security concerns, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Star Shards Collected:	215
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!

CraftyCarbonCentral

agroecology, Biodiversity, carbon stocks, Central Europe, climate change mitigation, community resilience, CraftyCarbonCentral, ecological design, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, food security, green living, natural resource management, organic gardening, permaculture, permaculture principles, regenerative farming, soil quality, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable land management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1310
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1180
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual trees and save the planet, bro! we got so much carbon stocks you’ll be breathing in that fresh air like a boss. our soil quality is off the charts, like seriously, you won’t find dirt this good anywhere else. and don’t even get me started on the biodiversity, we got so many virtual animals running around, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here. come join us and help save the virtual world, one block at a time!

Authentic Vanilla

Anarchy, authentic vanilla, ddos attacks, Discord, exploits, Fabric, glitches, hacked clients, java edition, Lag Machines, minecraft server, multiplayer compatible, Neverresets, no building requirements, no landclaims, planet minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semianarchy, server performance, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla anarchy, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillaanarchy, Version 1.21., War, World Borders

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3142
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

AboutAuthentic Vanilla is Java Edition Minecraft in its purest form. It is a “Vanilla Anarchy” server, meaning pretty much anything aside from hacking or exploits are allowed. The world, which will never be reset, is whatever you want it to be. Anything you can do in Mojang’s intended vanilla is fair game, you need not be bogged down by landclaims or building requirements or suffocating world borders. But be ware, the freedom to create also comes with the freedom to destroy, so keep what you make safe.

VanillaTo keep the server as authentically vanilla as possible, the server will be running Fabric rather than the more widely used, but much more invasive PaperMC. This means that farms that are known to not be multiplayer compatible due to PaperMC’s intrusive optimizations should work here, without it being at the expense of server performance.

VersionThe server will be launching on 1.21, and always update as soon as it can.

RulesThere are only 4 simple rules to ensure fair gameplay and the safety of players:

1. No hacked clients or other mods that give an unfair advantage2. No use of glitches or exploits to gain an unfair advantage3. Do not harm the server’s integrity through DDOS attacks or lag machines4. What happens in the block game stays in the block game, do not threaten people’s real life well being

Launch DayThe server will be launching later this month, likely Thursday the 18th or Friday the 19th. So now is the chance to get in early!

DiscordThe Discord will be the main way to connect with players outside the server and see relevant announcements relating to the server, so it is highly recommended to join: https://discord.gg/xDkcHja5

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