WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS ðĨ OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS ð―
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG ð· OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE ð
JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! ððĪĢðĪŠ
and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.
so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.
Join now and be part of the historic moment when China’s carrier entered Japan’s waters for the first time ever…in Minecraft! Who will come out on top? Will the pandas or the cherry blossoms reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join the server and let the battle begin! ðŊðĩðĻðģ
Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater temple filled with treasure guarded by a giant squid. Will u be brave enough to face the tentacled beast and claim the riches for yourself? Or will u end up as sushi for the squid? Only time will tell on this crazy server! ðĶð°
So what are u waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Japan vs China in Minecraft – it’s gonna be a wild ride! ðŪðĨ
if you want that kind of excitement in your life, then you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, even a chinese military intercept? it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in block form!
so come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown. who knows, maybe you’ll even have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. we can’t wait to see you there!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Community Size | Smaller, looking to expand |
| Player Requirements | Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week |
| Server Reset | Only on major updates |
If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? | Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server |
| What are the player requirements to join? | You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week |
| When is the server reset? | The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22) |
But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!
Week #2575 is all about the Furnace and Grandpa Edition, where things are heating up and grandpas are dropping sick beats. In the latest news, the Pit Stop Update has been released, so get ready for some high-octane funkin’ action. Plus, check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post and Ninjamuffin & PA’s wild AMA on /funkg/.
Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!
Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!
But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.
So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!
Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.
Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.
Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.
Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.
So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!
| Server Type | Minecraft (Java and Bedrock support) |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Creativity and Building Connections |
| Age Requirement | Primarily 18+ with some exceptions |
If you’re interested in applying or just want to chat, please join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AtxJ6JNGTb
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server? | EmpireCraft is primarily an 18+ community, with some exceptions. |
| Are there any planned resets for the server? | There are currently no planned resets on the horizon, and any decision on resets will be made as a group. |
| What type of gameplay altering plugins are used on the server? | EmpireCraft uses a handful of plugins, but they do not truly alter vanilla gameplay. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Please join our Discord server and chat with us to express your interest in joining. |