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SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2536	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2467	Mines Excavated:	3772
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.