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BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2725	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	4626	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1192
Farms Harvested:	330	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1153
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4175	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ores Mined:	5527

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2826	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4240
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!