Ashmongold Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Get More Action Than Players!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crops Grown:	9216	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

🤣 Are you tired of getting kicked out of clubs because you can’t control your sticky hands? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your sticky hands roam free without judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of sticky hands. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden by a mischievous club owner who got tired of cleaning up after us sticky-handed players! So come on, join us and embrace your sticky-handed destiny! 🤪✨ #StickyHandsUnite

VtuberVortex: The Minecraft Server that will make you forget all about those virtual YouTubers!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6661	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of watching Vtubers and want to dive into a world where YOU are the star? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. Join us and say goodbye to Vtubers because you’ll be too busy building your own virtual empire and fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Vtubers and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	632706	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you can travel through time and space in search of treasure and glory. Plus, we have upcoming extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

Babes, Beach, blocky, bros, dress code, dress policy, employee behavior, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, manager talk, meets, Minecraft, office environment, Optional, Professionalism, self-control, shorts, social etiquette, STARING, TANK, tank tops, tops, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIBES, work attire, workplace attire, workplace conduct, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2983	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7567	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!