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BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge
join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one. -
AcneCraft: Omega3 Deficit – Level Up Your Skin
join dis epic minecraft server where u can level up ur omega-3 fatty acids and Mediterranean diet skills to fight off acne like a pro! 98.3% of players start with deficits in omega-3s, but if u reach ur target levels, u will see ur acne vanish like magic! come join us for a wild ride of skincare and survival, and watch as ur skin clears up faster than u can say “diamond sword”! -
NudeCraft: Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear clothes all the time? Well, look no further because on our server, you can run around butt-naked in public and nobody will bat an eye!But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can post your best naked pic and win fabulous prizes! Just like the pic related, where my girlfriend was at a bar outside…wait, what?
Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to cover up when your mom walks in…or not, we won’t judge!
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BroCraftBroblems
Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!
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CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!
join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.
build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.
come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
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CRISTALLIX Minecraft server
The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.
On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!
Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.
And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.
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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter! -
LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.
So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.