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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6372 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7849 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 139 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
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Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!
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