Ashkenazi Minecraft Servers

Ashkenazi Minecraft Servers

  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 870
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Dragon Scales Harvested: 420
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

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    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

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  • ParalympicGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ParalympicGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4517
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4513 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9252
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We have regular events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond block!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got ’em. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Yep, we got those too.

    So why waste your time watching the Paralympics when you could be joining our insane Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDecisions SMP

    CraftyDecisions SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4039
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mines Excavated: 1661
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

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    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. Turns out, it was a gift from the server’s magical diamond fairy who randomly drops precious items for lucky players. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden hot tub party where all the mobs gather to relax and unwind. So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the best decision of your gaming life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyCircumcisionConsent

    BlockyCircumcisionConsent
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 6880
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 180 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding pigs (don’t ask how, just go with it).

    On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArabianCraft: < vs > Flip-Flop

    ArabianCraft: < vs > Flip-Flop
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 660
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR MINE DIAMONDS WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!

    ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! 🐷🦄💎🐔🌊🥚

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirdsNestCultureCraft

    BirdsNestCultureCraft
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5210
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 4386
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we build nests like birds but BETTER. forget boring old houses, we got architectural traditions like you’ve never seen before. our weaver birds are the real MVPs, creating a culture that will blow your mind. you’ll be amazed at the intricate designs and teamwork that goes into each nest. join us and be a part of something truly special. who needs regular buildings when you can have a nest like a bird? fly high with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GreenCraft SMP: Where creepers are greener than the grass! 1.21 and Cross-Play ready!

    GreenCraft SMP: Where creepers are greener than the grass! 1.21 and Cross-Play ready!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3941
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Nations You and a minimum of 2 other players can create a Nation claim up to 750×750 blocks and can make up to 5 claims. Form alliances, take part in wars or become part of a union.
    Quests Weekly and permanent quests available for scaling rewards.
    Events Frequent events every 2 weeks with rewards including crate keys, currency and collectable player map art.
    Minigames Various minigame types such as PVP, racing, parkour and more available in a separate world.
    Additional Content Bonus content like Ruins, Dynmap and more.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join a Nation?

    To join a Nation, you need to have at least 2 other players with you. Once you meet the requirement, you can create your own Nation claim.

    Can I participate in events solo?

    Yes, you can participate in events even if you are not part of a Nation. Simply join the event and enjoy the rewards.

    Are there specific rules for the minigames?

    Each minigame may have its own set of rules, so make sure to read the instructions before playing.

    Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

    There is no specific age requirement, but please ensure that you follow the server rules and guidelines.

    How do I report a player for inappropriate behavior?

    If you encounter a player behaving inappropriately, please contact a server moderator or administrator via Discord or in-game chat.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1153
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Crops Grown: 4860
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Farms Harvested: 583

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts at hitting the repost button on /ptg/. They work tirelessly day and night to keep the server running smoothly, all while juggling bananas and flinging poop at each other.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where our leader, King Banana, resides. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a banana peel and a rubber chicken. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of him in all his glory.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby zombies and explosive pigs. We also host weekly dance parties where you can show off your best moves to the tune of creeper hisses and zombie groans.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have the best loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft SMP Madness

    SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4212
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Chimeras Created: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

    But the best part? We have a tradition called “total crash-face” where every player has to post a selfie of their face right after they crash their game in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, the pictures are worth it!

    So if you’re ready to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over and get ready to post your total crash-face!

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  • Dad’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 2472
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4629 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

    On our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through complex family dynamics and make tough decisions, just like deciding whether or not to invite your half sister to a birthday lunch. Will you choose to include her and risk facing the wrath of your step mother, or will you stick to your guns and face the consequences?

    But that’s not all – our server is also filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret family feud or a hidden treasure chest filled with drama!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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  • NoKidsNoWeddingLOL

    NoKidsNoWeddingLOL
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 864
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, even if you’re under 18 and have a sensitivity to diamond pickaxes! Unlike some weddings, we don’t discriminate against autistic players – in fact, we embrace all players, no matter their differences.

    Join our server and experience a world where everyone is treated with respect and kindness, unlike certain family members who shall remain nameless. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and make friends who will always have your back, no matter what.

    So come on, join our server and leave the drama at the door – because here, the only thing we’re mining is diamonds, not family feuds. Let’s create a Minecraft world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time.

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