PhoenixCraft
1.19.4 Semi-Vanilla SMP Community Driven phoenixcraftmc.com
PhoenixCraft is a new SMP where the community decides everything. From events to plugins, we vote on it all. Unlike other servers, we ARE the players. Rise from the ashes with us.
We’re whitelisted, but everyone can join! Apply on Discord: Join Discord
phoenixcraftmc.com
Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?
Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!
So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!
Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!
Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.
Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?
Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Server Version | 1.20.4 with Experimental Features |
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| Available Resources | Abundance of resources, with quick collection |
| Key Features | 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage |
Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.
People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.
Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime
Join our Discord community here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are all players allowed on the server? | Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted. |
| What are the key features of the server? | 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage |
| Where is the server hosted? | The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. |
We understand the struggle of dealing with parents who want to control every aspect of your life, so come join us and make your own decisions without any interference. Plus, we have a special feature where you can scatter your ashes in beautiful virtual landscapes, no family drama involved.
So if you’re tired of being micromanaged in real life, hop on our server and create the life you truly desire – no family interference allowed!
Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!
crimsonvex aims to bring a non-p2w experience to the community in a friendly user-friendly network. born out of the ashes, a new great server is born. forged in the fire.
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Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.
Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.
So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.
But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village populated by talking cows who offer you quests to find their lost diamond-encrusted udder protectors. Or maybe you find yourself in a pixelated version of the Amazon rainforest, where you have to navigate through a maze of vines and poisonous plants to reach the treasure at the end.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get us started on the giant flying pig races that happen every Sunday.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown (and maybe shed a tear or two from all the laughter).
imagine this: u log on and ur immediately greeted by a giant talking pig wearing a top hat. he takes u on a tour of the server, showing u all the insane builds and mini-games we got goin on. but wait, it gets better!
we have a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on flying llamas. not to mention the diamond armor dispensers that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.
oh, and did i mention the disco party every friday night? we got DJs spinning sick beats and fireworks shooting off in every direction. it’s lit, fam.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for all new players? yeah, it’s that awesome.
| Server Type | Modded Survival |
|---|---|
| Framework | Nations/Semi-Anarchy with light geopolitical roleplay |
| Main Mods | Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet |
| Map | Generated by Terraforged, featuring tall mountain ranges, wide rivers, and scenic vistas |
Lords Of Soot has been running for nearly five years.
The server IP is mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001
Yes, the modpack can be found on CurseForge here.
Yes, you can view the server map on bluemap.
You can join the Discord server here.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a stack of golden apples. They were so OP that they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one punch! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, every player gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle. And every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, dropping rare loot for everyone to grab. It’s like a bacon-filled treasure hunt!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs ketchup or mustard when you can have a side of chaos with every meal? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
