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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1624
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Potions Brewed:	21

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	5043
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6682	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	1418	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	194

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7967
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	7835
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	398566	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.