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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3905 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4234 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
But be warned, the shock of seeing these futuristic gadgets might just be too much for their delicate little hearts to handle. Who knows, one glimpse of a VR headset could send them into a frenzy of confusion and excitement that could result in spontaneous combustion.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness the sheer chaos of Victorian children trying to navigate the wonders of modern technology? Plus, it’s a great way to test your own sanity as you try to explain Instagram filters to a kid who thinks a telegram is the height of communication.
Come join us for a wild ride through time and technology on our Minecraft server…if you dare!