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  • NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

    NoBraCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8186
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Votes: 3766
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

    Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

    Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

    CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5354
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

    OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 491
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNoobs United

    CraftyNoobs United
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8738
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

    SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5123
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

    KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4059
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Crops Grown: 7724
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2102
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EnlightenedMinecraftServer

    EnlightenedMinecraftServer
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9680
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

    Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

    NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4495
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

    CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4250
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

    watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

    join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DesiCraft Minecraft Server

    DesiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5294
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 261 Magic Items Found: 3761
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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