asexual advice – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WeddingDramaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!
Join us and escape the real world, just like this player escaped his brother’s wedding drama. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky in-laws who despise you for no reason. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building friendships, not holding grudges like this player’s brother’s fiance.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky fun and ridiculous stories. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP
adulting, awakening, childhood memories, coming to terms, confronting reality, coping with reality, Disappointment, disbelief, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh truth, holiday traditions, loss of innocence, Maturity, Minecraft, reality check, SantaGoneMIA, shattered illusions, smp, tough realization
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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KrasnovCraft2020
Armed Forces, commander in chief, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KrasnovCraft2020, leadership, Military, Military analysis, military community, military opinions, military personnel, military perspective, opinion, political views, Politics, President Krasnov, reddit, Reddit Discussion, U.S. Military, united states
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the U.S. military and President Krasnov himself! That’s right, you can join forces with the most powerful army in the world while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe President Krasnov will even drop by to play a few rounds of spleef with you! So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyUkrainians
bilateral talks, CraftyUkrainians, diplomatic relations, economic development, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, Government, international agreements, international relations, Natural resources, negotiations, political tensions, problematic issues, SKY NEWS, subsoil deal, trade agreements, Ukraine, US
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got more drama den Ukraine and the US! We ain’t ready to sign no subsoil deal cuz we got ”problematic issues” like creepers blowing up our diamonds and zombies stealing our pork chops. But hey, dat just makes it more fun, right? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a good time! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

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Asthma Antioxidant Oasis
adjuvant, anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, antioxidants, asthma, asthma control, asthma management, asthma research, asthma treatment, beneficial effects, clinical outcomes, holistic health, inflammatory markers, lung health, Management, natural remedies, Oasis, plant based diet, Plant-Based, plant-based antioxidants, respiratory health, systematic review
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but also wanna be healthy and stuff? well, this server is the place for u! we got plant-based antioxidants that will make u feel like a superhero in the game.
imagine this: u are fighting off a bunch of creepers and suddenly u eat a virtual blueberry and BAM! ur asthma is like, gone. u can breathe easy while u build ur epic castle or whatever.
this server is like a magical forest of health and wellness, but also like, with zombies and stuff. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player ever!

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Paracosm Survival
action-packed, Adventure, Battles, Builder, commands, Community, competitive, Craft, Creative, Exploration, gameplay, Kit PvP, KitPvP, land protections, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Survival, Untamed wilderness, Vanilla, Wilderness
Paracosm Survival is the ultimate Minecraft server for players seeking an authentic vanilla experience, enhanced with simple land protections and user-friendly commands. Whether you’re a creative builder, a competitive PvP enthusiast, or a survivalist at heart, there’s something here for everyone.
Join us to build sprawling creations, engage in thrilling raids, or brave the wilderness in survival mode.
Paracosm Survival features:
A Creative World for unlimited building potential.
A Kit PvP Arena for fast-paced, action-packed battles.
A vast Main Survival World where you can explore, craft, and thrive in the untamed wilderness.
Discover your next adventure at Paracosm Survival, where the community is as diverse as the gameplay!
paracosmsurvival.com

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Unhinged craft
bright future, Community, family, Fun, Minecraft, Reunited, Server, Survival, Unhinged Craft, welcome
A New found server form an existing comunnity reunited together
looking for a bright future and fun come join us at unhinged craft where everyone will welcome you as family
194.213.3.154:25584

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Eternal Frosty Peaks 1.20.3
1.20.3, aging, bone density loss, bone resorption, ETERNAL, facial aging, facial appearance, facial bone resorption., facial changes, facial deterioration, facial skin changes, facial structure, frosty, hollow face, hormonal changes, hormonal imbalance, menopausal bone loss, menopausal effects, menopausal symptoms, Menopause, osteoporosis, Peaks, sagging face, Women’s Health
Come join our wacky Minecraft server where your face won’t melt away like in real life! We promise no bone resorption here, just epic adventures and pixelated fun! Who needs a saggy face when you can have blocky goodness instead? Join now and save your face from melting into oblivion!

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SeatSaverMC – Modern Minecraft Server
canceled train, chaotic, conductor, customer service, European city, high school teacher, Let it go, Minecraft, MODERN, old man, overbooking, people pleaser, priority reservation, reserved train seat, SeatSaverMC, Server, strikes, Stubborn, technical issues, tired passengers, train journey, uncomfortable situation
Hey there fellow Minecrafters!
So, imagine this: you’re on a crowded train in Europe, trying to find your seat when suddenly a wild old man appears and claims your spot as his own. But fear not, for on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Seat Stealer Showdown” where you can battle it out with other players to claim your rightful spot!
Join us for the ultimate train ride experience, where you never know who might try to steal your seat next. Will you be the polite player who kindly asks for their seat back, or will you unleash your inner customer service voice and brain to outwit your opponent?
And remember, on our server, reservations have priority! So make sure to book your spot early to avoid any chaotic situations like the one our brave player faced on that fateful train ride.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter a tired conductor or two along the way. See you there, and remember: always trust but verify!

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MomMinecraftShopNoob
arguments, birthday gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consumerism, costco membership, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, gift giving, learning independence, material possessions, MomMinecraftShopNoob, parent-child relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Resentment, self-sufficiency, snarky comments, technology purchases
Are you tired of your mom stealing your toothbrushes and getting mad every time you buy something for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can buy all the electric toothbrushes you want without any mom drama!
Our server is filled with epic quests and adventures, just like the quest to find a toothbrush that your mom won’t steal. Build your dream toothbrush fortress and defend it from toothbrush thieves (aka your mom)!
But beware, there may be hidden toothbrush monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to snatch your precious dental hygiene tools. Will you be able to protect your toothbrushes and conquer the toothbrush-stealing mom once and for all?
Join now and experience the craziest toothbrush-related shenanigans in the Minecraft universe! Because in this world, toothbrushes are serious business.

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