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The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	73
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

assets, care costs, caregiving, dementia, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Planning, Housewife, impact on home life, Inheritance, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting family, residential care, responsibilities, savings, Server, step-grandma, StepGrandmaCare, taking advantage, Time management, traditional roles

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crops Grown:	6704	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	190	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1570	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

MemoryScentCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Remember that time you walked into a room and caught a whiff of something that instantly transported you back to a specific memory? Well, imagine if that memory was of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every smell triggers a crazy Minecraft flashback. Whether it’s the scent of freshly baked bread reminding you of that time you built a giant bread castle, or the smell of freshly cut grass bringing back memories of that epic grass block race you won, our server will have you reminiscing in no time. So come on, join us and let your senses guide you through the most hilarious and nostalgic Minecraft experience of your life!

SupremeCraft: Judge Smudge & Russian Drones

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, man! It’s so lit, even the Ukrainian Supreme Court judge tried to play but got taken out by a Russian drone attack! Like, whoa, talk about intense gameplay, am I right? Join now for the chance to dodge drones and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

NostalgiaCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling old at this point

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

📽️ Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
NostalgiaCraft Overview	NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that provides a whitelisted server-like experience without the application process. Join the server to be part of an active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events.
🗺️ IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 25565)
🎉 Join our Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

🌟 Established in 2020 with minimal resets
🌐 Large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage
💰 Vanilla item-based economy with player trading
🌈 Vanilla+ experience with quality of life enhancements
🔒 Graylist system for safe interaction at spawn
🗣️ Active community and Discord
⚡ Dedicated server with optimal performance

Join NostalgiaCraft today to enjoy a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ

Can I join the server without an application?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft provides a whitelist-like experience without the need for an application.

What is the server’s IP address and supported platforms?

The server IP is mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun and supports crossplay with a Bedrock port of 25565.

Is there a world border on the server?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft has a large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage.

Are there any unique features on NostalgiaCraft?

Yes, the server offers a vanilla item-based economy, quality of life enhancements, a graylist system, and an active community.

Does the server have dedicated hosting for optimal performance?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X to ensure smooth gameplay with 20TPS.

Food Craze Minecraft Server

American cuisine, american food, budgeting, CRAZE, culinary experience, culinary exploration, Cultural differences, cultural immersion, dietary restrictions, dining habits, expensive dining, Food, food budgeting, food culture shock, food preferences, food variety, foreign exchange student, limited food options, meal options, meal planning, Minecraft, repetitive meals, Server, takeout

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of only eating one dish while visiting America as a foreign exchange student? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a wide variety of virtual food for you to feast on! No need to worry about going broke from expensive restaurants and takeout, join us and indulge in endless culinary options. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all! Join now and say goodbye to boring meals and hello to a world of delicious possibilities!

The RECONQUISTA GERMANICA Minecraft SMP movement – Congrats in Advance!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the RECONQUISTA GERMANICA movement, led by none other than Xabi Alonso himself. That’s right, the legendary footballer is taking a break from the pitch to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. From enchanted golden apples to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from Xabi Alonso himself when you win your second league title!

BridalPartyDrama Minecraft Server

bridal party, BridalPartyDrama, bridesmaid duties, brother’s wedding, engaged, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mines Excavated:	3223
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	856

Are you tired of boring old weddings where drama unfolds like a bad soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can be the bride, the groom, or even the crazy aunt who starts a food fight during the reception.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of real-life family drama. Build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and even hire zombie waiters to serve brains on a platter. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza?

And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s spotlight, fear not! Our server is all about sharing the love and celebrating each other’s milestones. So come on down and say “I do” to the most outrageous wedding experience in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring cake)!