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MoneyMines SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5940	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Star Shards Collected:	280

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3274
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Star Shards Collected:	58	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Towns Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	234	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magic Items Found:	7460
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!