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Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Farms Harvested:	675
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	7404
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	190	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8927
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	972	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	7148	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!