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Nina’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, covers, hard work, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, twitter, unofficial VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created – where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us on this wild ride where we worship the almighty Nina Saotome, the VTuber and VSinger extraordinaire! Her powerful singing voice will rock your world and her sisterly personality will make you feel right at home.

But that’s not all, folks! We have lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about some retro gaming, kusoge, and RPGs? We’ve got it all!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Join now before the creepers get you first!

Velocity Minecraft

3. Seasons, better, chapter, chapter 1, Chapter 1: Season 1, Daily, Earth, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, INTERESTING, new, Reset, season 1, Server, Storyline, STRIVE, Survival, Velocity Minecraft, world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.

We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.

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Game Sell More Minecraft Server

Economy, employment, Game, game sales, Job, job competition, job creation, job demand, job growth, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job outlook, job prospects, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job statistics, job supply, job trends, Minecraft, Sell, Server, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the real world logic not making sense? Do you want to escape to a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then join our Minecraft server where the laws of physics are just a suggestion!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7535	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3977
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	164
Emeralds Found:	2513	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Scrolls SMP

character sheet workdocs, Cira, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	303	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Votes:	7000
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans?

Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	5481	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

consent, Crafty, education on gender issues, Empathy, empowerment, feminist perspective, gender equality, Gender Roles, intersectionality, ladies, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, online behavior, respectful communication, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexism, sexual relationships, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, understanding women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	New Chunks Explored:	978362
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the perfect solution for all your relationship woes! Join us and learn how to have a sexual relationship without being a creep, sexist, or misogynist. Our players have mastered the art of treating women with respect while still having a good time in-game.

We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?

Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.