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Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Vanillahalla: Where your inner 16+ Hermitcraft wannabe can shine, all while avoiding square and curly things!

Anti Enderman Grief, Avoiding, Boss, build competition, Community, Creative Server, Curly, Currency, custom dimension, Events, family, Friends, Halloween, hermitcraft, Java Fabric, LTGBQ+, Minecraft, mushroom island, new york, RAM, Redstone, resource pack, Shine, smp, Square, Survival, Vanillahalla, WANNABE, Worldedit

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6724	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Vanillahalla Minecraft Server

Location	New York
RAM	64GB
Version	Minecraft 1.21

Overview

Vanillahalla is a Java Fabric Minecraft survival server with a vibrant community. Players are encouraged to build and collaborate in a friendly environment. The server features custom events, resources, and additional community servers.

FAQ

What are the core rules of the server?

No griefing.
No stealing.
No cheating or utilizing hacks for unfair advantages.
No non-consensual PvP.
Respectful language and behavior.

What are the server’s specific datapacks/mods?

AFK Name Changer
Anti-Enderman Grief
Audaki Cart Engine
Chunk Loader
Custom Armor Stands
Armor Poser
Discord Chat Link
Dragon Drops Elytra
More Mob Heads
Silence Mobs
Simple Voice Chat

How can I join the server?

Interested players can fill out an application on the server’s website and join the Discord community for updates and communication with other players.

BlockyBae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft server where even the racists hate us because we’re just too cool for them to handle! Our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a skateboard through a field of glitter – that’s how magical it is. We’ve got so many epic builds that even Herobrine himself is jealous. And don’t even get us started on our community – they’re like a bunch of friendly creepers ready to explode with fun. So come join us and see why even the racists can’t resist the awesomeness of our server!

PTSDCraft Minecraft Server

Ballers, Champions, Competition, determination, englel, Excellence, EXCITEMENT, football, Game, Minecraft, ngubu, Players, ptsd, PTSDCraft, Server, skill, sports, success, talent, TEAM, Victory, whole thing, wingers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so freaking awesome that players have developed PTSD from the sheer intensity of our gameplay! Our ngubu wingers are absolute ballers, unlike those weaklings on other servers. Join us and experience the thrill of victory as we dominate the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a legendary battle that will go down in Minecraft history! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the insanity!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

SlicedCraft: You’re Old!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we slice deli meat like pros! u wanna be cool? join us and show off ur slicing skills! we got a secret deli meat slicing competition every sunday where the winner gets a diamond sword! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness! slice and dice ur way to victory on our server and show everyone who’s the real deli meat master! yolo!

CyborgCraft: Future vs. Present, Men vs. Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Potions Brewed:	108
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so like, this server is like totally for the cool kids who are all about the future and stuff. if you wanna be a cyborg and embrace all the cool tech, then this is the place for you. like, girls are welcome too but they gotta step up their game cuz the guys are totally dominating the cyborg world here. join us and become part of the cyborg revolution, it’s gonna be lit!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q9cz.vanillaboxmc.ru

ThePolarSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, dynamic, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, landmarks, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Realms, strategy, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Velocity, vibrant, Wonders

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to ThePolarSMP, where Minecraft meets the Earth in an epic adventure! Explore our meticulously recreated Earth map, from iconic landmarks to hidden wonders, all waiting for you to discover in Survival mode.

But that’s not all! Dive into heart-pounding BedWars matches where strategy and teamwork reign supreme. Defend your bed, gather resources, and outwit your opponents to claim victory in thrilling PvP battles.

Beyond BedWars and Survival, ThePolarSMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Engage in economy-driven trading, build awe-inspiring structures, or simply hang out with friends in our vibrant community.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, ThePolarSMP promises endless excitement and fun. Join us today and embark on your journey through our dynamic Earth server. Adventure awaits at every turn in ThePolarSMP—where Minecraft dreams come alive!

play.thepolarsmp.net:25574

BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

RedditCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its sparkly secrets?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!