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Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	6546	Animals Bred:	151
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2823
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	4002
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	8378	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Farms Harvested:	998

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!