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Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3638	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stairway to Nowhere

ascent, balance, Decline, Descent, Direction, down, gravity, incline, movement, Observation, orientation, perspective, PHYSICS., Position, spatial awareness, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, standing, steps, up

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where gravity is all messed up, u never know if you’re gonna be walking on the ceiling or the floor! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! one time i was mining for diamonds and suddenly i was floating in the air like a majestic unicorn, it was wild man. come join us and experience the thrill of defying gravity in the most chaotic way possible!

GrannyCraftGuild

#generational connections, baby names, daughter’s boyfriend, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, future in-laws, generational names, grandma name, GrannyCraftGuild, maternal instincts, mother-in-law drama, sentimental value, traditional names

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	2269
New Chunks Explored:	803543	Buildings Constructed:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like this wild family feud over the name “Meemaw.”

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get sucked into a heated argument over who gets to be called Meemaw. Will you choose sides and fight for your right to the title, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, like a momma’s boy boyfriend causing family rifts and a pregnant daughter seeking refuge at her Meemaw’s house. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

RageCraft SMP: “Creeper blew up my diamonds, I hope your wifi dies”

anger issues, anger management, BLEW, Competitive Gaming, creeper, diamonds, dies, disrespectful behavior., emotional outbursts., Gamer Rage, Gaming Community, gaming frustrations, harsh words, heated arguments., Hope, hurtful words, inappropriate language, insults, offensive comments, online gaming, Ragecraft, regretful words, smp, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, video games, virtual confrontations, WiFi

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2532
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of being banned from servers for your epic gamer rages? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and let out all your pent-up rage in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. From building giant statues of creepers flipping the bird to organizing PvP tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and unleash your inner savage in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperCounselor

anxiety, Burnout, CreeperCounselor, depression, Job, Job demands, job satisfaction, job stress, job-related stress, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, occupational health., occupational stress, stress, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress, worst impact

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of being a boring ol’ office worker or retail employee? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional diamond miner! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is deciding which shiny gem to craft into your next fabulous accessory. Say goodbye to those pesky deadlines and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and diamonds)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the unique opportunity to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you’ll be able to communicate with these majestic creatures in ways you never thought possible. Who needs therapy when you have a llama by your side, am I right?

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be living your best life on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MoonBase2035 Minecraft Server

2035, China, International cooperation, lunar mission, Minecraft, moon base, Moon base agreement, Moon base construction, Moon colonization, moon landing, Moon settlement, MoonBase2035, russia, Server, space agreement, space colonization, space development, space exploration, space exploration agreement, space mission, Space Race, space research, space technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	152
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BUILDIN A MOON BASE BY 2035, JUST LIKE CHINA AND RUSSIA! WE GONNA HAVE SPACE COWS AND ALIEN PIGS AND A DANCE PARTY WITH THE MOON ROCKS! COME JOIN US AND BE A SPACE COWBOY ON THE MOON, YEEHAW! 🚀🌕🐄👽

MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Edition, Electoral, fraud, Government, identifies, investigation, Latin America, machado, MachadoCraft, News, opposition, Political, sabotage, south america, SUSPECT, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!

we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!

if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.

plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.

RedGreenBrothers

ANNOYING, brothers, Characters, color blindness, color confusion, color identification, color perception, color recognition, Color-blind, colors, Gaming, Green.., iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, mario and luigi, Nintendo, red, RedGreenBrothers, video games, visual impairment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	558	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!

TongueTieTrouble – No More!

American Academy of Pediatrics, breastfeeding difficulties, breastfeeding problems, breastfeeding support, infant health, lingual frenulums, Medical advice, medical guidelines, medical procedures, overuse, pediatric recommendations, pediatric surgery, restrictive lingual frenulums, surgery risks, surgical complications, surgical interventions, tongue-tie diagnosis, tongue-tie surgeries, tongue-tie treatment, TongueTieTrouble, Warnings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	5358
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, chapter, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, Latest chapter, Manga, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new chapter, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, this week, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	372
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!