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VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Animals Bred:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4012	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5647
Zombie Dances:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	New Chunks Explored:	55704
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!