Join our server and witness the legendary Ruby, a player so skilled and powerful that she has literally ascended to a higher plane of existence. Rumor has it she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes. And guess what? She’s looking for new recruits to join her on her epic adventures!
But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find diamond ore that spawns in the shape of unicorns, creepers that explode into confetti, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move. And did we mention the talking cows that give out free diamonds? Yeah, we’ve got those too.
So why wait? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even ascend like Ruby and become a legend yourself!
Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).
So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!
But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.
Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!
| Discord | https://discord.mcsmp.us/ |
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| Live Map | https://map.mcsmp.us/ |
Our SMP is for mainly adults who seek a new casual survival world with no resets. The world will never reset, allowing for a massive world size. Feel free to explore, build, trade, and collaborate with other players.
Join us for the first dragon battle in the coming days and help build a city at spawn island. No need to be extremely active, as many players work full-time jobs. The server is hosted in the USA for optimal performance.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelist only? | Yes, the server is whitelist only. You can join by contacting the server owner on Discord. |
| Will the world ever reset? | No, the world will never reset. Players can enjoy a continuous experience in the same world. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for a list of rules and guidelines for gameplay. |
| Can players trade with each other? | Yes, players are encouraged to barter and trade with each other on the server. |
| Hypixel | Bichotas de la cripta |
|---|---|
| Large player base | New server in growth |
| Various game modes | Survival vanilla with PVP kit zones |
| Custom mini-games | Economy, player shops, ranks and donations |
| High-quality server performance | Active daily with opportunities to grow |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Which server has a larger player base? | Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Bichotas de la cripta. |
| What game modes are available on each server? | Hypixel offers various custom mini-games while Bichotas de la cripta focuses on survival vanilla with PVP kit zones. |
| Does each server have unique features? | Yes, Hypixel has custom mini-games and high-quality server performance, while Bichotas de la cripta offers an economy, player shops, ranks, and donations. |
| How active are the servers? | Hypixel is known for its large player base and active community, while Bichotas de la cripta is a new server in growth but remains active daily with opportunities to grow. |