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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6831 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 6495 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6737 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.
but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.
join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!
