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EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Votes:	1565
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3166
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	5003	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6821
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Towns Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Love Letters Sent:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6526	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5114	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1312	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Love Letters Sent:	17

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!