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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7479 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.