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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 537 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4156 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
