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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1808 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 137 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4648 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9088 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon who shoots fireballs made of cheese!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss battles, including a giant zombie made entirely of bubblegum and a spider queen who shoots laser beams from her eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life!