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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2450 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5099 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 3271 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
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