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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3746 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2095 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
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