Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.
So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to leave behind a hilarious phrase on your virtual grave. Whether it’s “Here lies the player who died trying to ride a pig off a cliff” or “RIP to the player who thought they could take on a horde of creepers with a wooden sword”, your grave will be a testament to your epic fails and epic wins in the game.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building a giant statue of a chicken to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a haunted mansion, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legend in our Minecraft world. Just remember, on our SMP, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla survival |
|---|---|
| Application Process | Strict yet reasonable |
| Age Requirement | 15+ |
| Unique Features | Dedicated team of moderators, Discord-based application, player head drops, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration, and more! |
| Community Size | Over 300 members |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server without applying? | No, we have a strict application process to ensure a mature and skilled player base. |
| How long does it take to receive a response to my application? | You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application. |
| Are there any age restrictions for joining? | Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join the server. |
| What kind of server seed does Perfectum SMP use? | We have selected a server seed known for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential. |
| How can I get more information about the server and begin my adventure? | You can join our Discord server and visit our website using the links provided above. |
Join us and become a part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a giant tower made entirely of cake and it actually appeared!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But fear not, because the final fights with Joseph are bound to be legendary. Join our SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions, insane storylines, and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!
Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you don’t have to deal with unrealistic expectations or false promises.
We offer a safe space where you can stand your ground and not accommodate pushy siblings who think you’re the only option for housing their relatives.
So come join us and let’s build a world where you can say no to housing your mother-in-law and her boyfriend, but yes to helping them find a reasonable priced place (with no issues)!
Build your own virtual empire while contemplating the moral dilemma of whether to continue paying rent to your virtual mom or cut her off completely. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos in the family?
With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to watch your back for any unexpected plot twists!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the “Disco Creeper Disco” where you can dance the night away with explosive moves that will blow everyone’s minds (literally).
So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best Rainbow Unicorn Onesie and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy outfits and even crazier adventures!