come join our epic minecraft server where you can survive 100 days with an artificial heart just like this australian dude did! who needs a real heart anyway when you can have a cool robot one in the game? plus, we have kangaroos hopping around everywhere and koalas dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be a part of this world-first success story, mate!
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Heartbeat Down Under

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TitaniumHeartCraft
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!
