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FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server

abandoned puppy, animal rescue, disease prevention, dog health, Minecraft, parvo, pet adoption, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet diseases, pet exposure, pet guilt, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet socialization, pet vaccines, pet wellness, PuppyParvoPanic, Server, unvaccinated dog, vaccination, veterinary care

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time we adopted a puppy during a hurricane only to find out she had Parvo. But wait, it gets crazier – turns out, the brother of our server owner never vaccinated his dog and blamed us for the whole mess! Can you believe it?

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who always have each other’s backs, even in the most absurd situations. So come on in and experience the wildest adventures, the most outrageous stories, and the most unexpected friendships. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PreggoProbsMC

Boundaries, communication breakdown, drama avoidance, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, messy relationships, personal responsibility, PreggoProbsMC, pregnant and homeless, pregnant girlfriend, pregnant woman, self-care, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, temporary living situation, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling, wedding planning stress

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with on-again, off-again relationships, unexpected pregnancies, and roommates kicking each other out left and right. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

Don’t worry about dealing with moody pregnant women or family members trying to guilt trip you into letting them move in. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dealing with is building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

So come on in and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to connect with? Join now and let the fun begin!

WebSurfMinecraftSMP

digital content, favorite online destination, favorite website, favorite website outside of social media, internet browsing, internet favorites, non-social media, non-social networking, online browsing, Online Community, online platform, reddit alternative, web content, web surfing, website choice, website discovery, website preference, website recommendation, website selection, WebSurfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building generic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a chicken and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie chickens to take over the server. Or how about the time we held a dance party in the Nether and ended up starting a full-blown zombie rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their swine and compete for the title of fastest pig racer in the land. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up their dragons in the most outrageous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

CraftyChallenges

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	New Chunks Explored:	415073
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Have you ever tried playing Minecraft blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, and a parrot on your shoulder squawking random crafting recipes in your ear? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Military operations, Pokrovsk direction, political tensions, prisoner abuse, PvPokeWar, roulette, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, Russian forces, Ukrainian prisoners of war, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	229	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

black communities, climate change, community resilience, death, Destruction, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster research, emergency response, environmental impact, excess deaths, extreme weather events, Havoc, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, infant mortality, long-term effects, mortality rates, natural disasters, public health, scientific study, social disparities, tropical cyclones, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7805
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	209	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9903
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

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HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The owner of the server “HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hellmine.fun

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9511	Dragon Eggs Found:	8574
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!