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MineCraftChat SMP

Analysis, Articulate, Communication, Conversation, debate, Depth, discussion, Expertise, Exploration, Insight, knowledge, MineCraftChat, Passion, perspective, research, smp, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft

Articulate, be quiet, chatty, Communication, express yourself, hush, keep quiet, Listen, loquacious, Minecraft, mute, open your mouth, outspoken, Server, shut up, ShutUpCraft, Silence, speak up, talk less, Verbalize, vocalize, voice your thoughts, zip it

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Farms Harvested:	406
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute little bunnies! That’s right, no more fighting skeletons and creepers, just adorable fluffy bunnies hopping around everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of these feathered friends in your coop!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic dream come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Shut up and open your mouth…to scream with joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharismaCraft

Argument, Articulate, being right, charisma, CharismaCraft, charismatic, communication skills, communication style, Compelling, CONVINCING, debate, Engaging, influence, interpersonal skills., listening skills, Négotiation, persuasive, public speaking, rhetoric, Social Skills, winning over audience

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Farms Harvested:	467
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’re talking about rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn horse that will take you on a magical ride through the pixelated skies.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend among gamers. Who needs to be right when you can be the most charismatic player in the Minecraft universe? Let’s gooooooo!

MadCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, Articulate, Calm, Communication, Composed, composed response, Conflict, control, debate, disagreement, emotional intelligence, emotions, Frustration, Logic, Madcraft, Minecraft, Rational, reasoning, refute, response, Server, sounding mad

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and battle evil zombie llamas with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So come on over and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Matay’s Mad Minecraft Mayhem

accent, Articulate, Communication, Correct, diction, elocution, enunciation, Language, language skills, linguistics, Ma-Tay, mad, Matays, MAYHEM, Minecraft, phonetics, Pronounced, pronunciation, pronunciation matters, saying it right, speaking, Speech, verbal expression, vocalization, Words

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive diamond-encrusted pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with? So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, matey!

Pixelated Puns: No More Words

already been said, Articulate, Communication, COMPLETE, Conclusion, Conversation, dialogue, exhausted, Expression, finality, finished, Language, needed to be said, Nothing Left, pixelated, Puns, Silence, SPEECHLESS.., Verbalize, Words

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, giant rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it (although most wishes involve unlimited diamonds and cake).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on an epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

Accents, Apologetics, apologists, Articulate, British, collide, Communication, Community, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, Eloquent, Identity, Language, Muslim, MuslimCraft, Perception, prose, Religion, representation, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server

Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, DevilFree, Devils, discrimination, european parliament, european politics, european union, extremism, extremism in politics, far right, far-right movement, MEP, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Priest, Radical, Religion, religious influence, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!

OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!

accusations, BETRAYAL, Betraying, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, European Council, european union, global affairs, Government, Hungary, international relations, leaders meeting, OrbánCraft, Politics, summit, uk, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, Western Europe, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.

First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.

And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HealCraftX-Men

Adamantium, comic book, comic series, fictional character, HealCraftXMen, healing abilities, healing factor, healing powers, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant superhero, Regeneration, retractable claws, SuperHero, superhuman healing, Superpowers, wolverine, x-men

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.

You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.

So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, CraftyVaxxers, data analysis, findings, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, Medical, pandemic, Prevention, Protection, public health, reduce risk, research, study, vaccination, Vaccines

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2864	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

Antipay2win, Coming Soon, Currency system, foryoupage, free, Friendly, island upgrades, Islands, java, JYP, love, Minecraft, minecraft server, Nopay2win, Pay2Win, Premium, Skyblock, skyblock server, SpectraMC, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	149	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9576	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9701	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!

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Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

1.21, 1.9, Active Discord, agree, Anti-Griefing, Beans, Bloom, bloomsmp, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, good playing experience, Modded, Play, Regular Events, Semi Vanilla, Server, smoothie, smp, Vanilla, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8291	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

Computer, Desktop, device, Display, electronic, flat screen, Hardware, High Definition, LCD, Led, Minecraft, monitor, monitor brand, monitor model, monitor size, monitor type, PixelPeeper, Screen, screen resolution, Server, Technology, Visual, widescreen

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Farms Harvested:	451
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Animals Bred:	125	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional manipulation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Gaslighting, group dynamics, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy invasion, Self Respect, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, vacation drama

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1574
Dragon Eggs Found:	2823	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!