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No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	969	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6044
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	329571

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crops Grown:	2141

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Votes:	231	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6624
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.