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Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love! -
CosplayCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old flags that just sit there and do nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have flags that come to life and battle each other for supremacy! Join us and witness the epic flag battles that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Baa Baa Rambo. These fearless sheep will stop at nothing to protect their woolly kingdom from any intruders. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really cozy wool sweater)!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves)!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where flags fight, sheep rule, and dragons boogie down. It’s a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!
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NipplePiercingsCraft SMP
nipple piercing studs, nipple piercing infection, nipple piercing jewelry, nipple piercing experience, body modificationWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is having nipple piercings! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient nipple gods bestow great powers upon those who adorn their nips with shiny metal.Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only their nipple piercings as weapons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground nipple society that meets every full moon to discuss world domination plans.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the number of piercings you can fit on your nipples!
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BlockyHomeMakeover
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from intrusive in-laws? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all those who need a break from unwanted guests rearranging your precious belongings.Join us and build your dream world where no one can touch your stuff without permission! Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any interference.
Don’t let your in-laws ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and enjoy some peace and quiet in your virtual world! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a stress-free gaming experience with us? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, keep our belongings safe from meddling in-laws!
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NoMoreCreeperBlows Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream house. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit? Good times, good times.
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP if you want to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you.
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BlockbusterBangers
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like living in a movie that’s a 10/10, but even better because you get to be the star! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! -
CraftyWarZ: Zelensky’s Border Brawl
lol bruh u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like the ukraine-russia war up in here! zelensky be confirmin ukrainian troops fightin across border but on our server u can be fightin creepers and zombies instead!we got epic battles happenin all the time, just like in real life but way more fun cuz u can respawn and keep playin! join us for the craziest war experience ever, no passport required!
plus, our community is so lit u won’t wanna leave. we got players from all over the world, just like in the real war, but way more chill and friendly. come build, fight, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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ADHD Noise Boosters Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE WHITE AND PINK NOISE FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADDICTION! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IMPROVE LIKE MAGIC!WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!
SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS
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BoxPvP.Club
Cross-Play, PvP, Minecraft PvP Cracked Premium Java Bedrock Lootboxes Vote Rewards Fair Balanced Battle Platform Items Real Money Server Experience Enthusiasts Non-pay-to-win Intense Ultimate, KitPvPWelcome to BoxPvP.Club! Server IP: boxpvp.club BoxPvP.Club is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server is cracked and premium, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join the fun. Dive into our BoxPvP world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches, earn vote rewards, and open exciting lootboxes. Best of all, our server is completely non-pay-to-win, ensuring a fair and balanced experience for everyone. Features: – Cracked and Premium: Accessible to all players. – Java and Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform. – BoxPvP: Engage in thrilling PvP battles. – Vote Rewards: Earn rewards just by voting for our server. – Lootboxes: Unlock amazing items without spending real money.
BoxPvP.Club
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Snowglobe’s Catturd Realm! No stupid cats allowed. Version 1.20.4
Smowgli’s Catdumb Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Description Vanilla Realm A smaller server for those looking for a less modded experience with unclaimed land for building Modded Server Thriving community with over 100 popular forge mods, including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more If you are interested in joining, please visit our Discord server.
FAQ
Question Answer What is Smowgli’s Catdumb? Smowgli’s Catdumb is a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Minecraft community with two Java servers – a vanilla realm and a modded server. What mods are included in the modded server? The modded server includes over 100 popular forge mods such as Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. What activities are available aside from Minecraft? We host game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag.