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  • Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

    Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder
    come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

    our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

    join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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  • ArteryCraft: FiberOpticFrenzy

    ArteryCraft: FiberOpticFrenzy
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like you’re going on a wild adventure inside your own body, man. we got this crazy “snake-like” probe that goes inside your arteries and helps treat aneurysms and brain clots. it’s like a mini doctor inside your game, dude.

    join our server for the most insane medical treatments you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we promise you won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those arteries checked in the most epic way possible.

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  • bowelbreakersMC

    bowelbreakersMC
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

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