arteries Minecraft Servers

Arteries

  • Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

    Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

    our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

    join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ArteryCraft: FiberOpticFrenzy

    ArteryCraft: FiberOpticFrenzy

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like you’re going on a wild adventure inside your own body, man. we got this crazy “snake-like” probe that goes inside your arteries and helps treat aneurysms and brain clots. it’s like a mini doctor inside your game, dude.

    join our server for the most insane medical treatments you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we promise you won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those arteries checked in the most epic way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • bowelbreakersMC

    bowelbreakersMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DinoLands MC

    DinoLands MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    DinoLandsMC is a factions server always looking for staff! We ensure your experience is great. If no one is online the server WILL go offline until manual turning on which is a con. Have fun!

    DinoLandsMC.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 2builders2griefers

    2builders2griefers

    New Minecraft Servers

    WARNING: THERE IS NO RULES PLEASE JOIN WITH VPN OR ALT AND DO NOT LEAK YOUR STAFF INFO! NOW YOU CAN JOIN! WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU ARE GETTING HACKED ETC.

    2b2g.tk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Temporal Survival

    Temporal Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hardcore-inspired multiplayer PvP. Players spawn at random locations, and deaths will be punished by timeouts relative to how bad one fucked up.

    By forming a team, you’ll be able to co-operate with players. You’ll be able to teleport to each other for a brief amount of time, so that you can find each other despite the random spawn locations.

    Hostname: pvp.temporals.gameshaft.net (no port needed)

    Forming teams: /team create Team Name

    Inviting players to a team: /team invite playername

    Chat management: /sw

    temporals.gameshaft.net:25569

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hard2craft.eu

    Hard2craft.eu

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔥 Hard2Craft.EU 🔥 is the only server in Bulgaria that offers survival in the sense of the game itself! ✩ Have fun with your friends as you create huge survival bases and farms, and sell their output to a specially created /warp sell ✩ Earned money can be exchanged for the currency (Credits) that we only offer! ✩ Through Credits you can buy Ranks without having to pay, also OP CUSTOM ENCHANTS ITEMS! ✩ Monthly leaderboard with prizes for the top three! ✩ Spleef EVENT every day from 21:00-22:00 with prizes of $5,000 that you can exchange for Credits! ✩ Ranks/Survival/Miner/PVP/Events/Forest and more! ⭐We are waiting for you!⭐ ☝️ IP: Hard2Craft.EU ☝️

    hard2craft.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Alliance Reborn

    Alliance Reborn

    New Minecraft Servers

    New for 2022 – UK Server NOW 1.19.2 Vanilla Survival (1.19.2) with Vote Chests, Ranking Land claim for your protection so there is no greifing This server does not operate a Pay to Play for upgrades work your way up the ranking by doing the grind 🙂 No PVP inless you want to enter an Arena with friends.

    Join Discord https://discord.gg/VqcZCJze6y server address: alliancereborn.net

    AllianceReborn.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pishcraft

    Pishcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a 7 year old, recently 24/7 server freaturing:

    – Vanilla survival – A computational redstone build world – Parkour

    Come and play 😀

    minecraft.otopia.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP