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InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

401k, assets, bonds, Cheating, college, dad, Divorce, family, Funeral, home, InheriCraft, Inheritance, life insurance, MONEY, relationship, roth ira, Share, stepdad, Stepsibling, stepsis, stepsister, stocks, Wedding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Buildings Constructed:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

CraftyAccused

burden of proof, CraftyAccused, criminal justice, emotional toll., exoneration, facing false accusations, false accusation, false charges, injustice, Innocence, legal battle, legal defense, legal injustice, legal process, Legal System, mental anguish, miscarriage of justice, reputation damage, unfair treatment, wrongful accusation, wrongful conviction

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ores Mined:	2928
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

breakthrough approach, Diagnosis, genetic diagnostic method, genetic disorders, genetic markers, genetic testing, medical breakthrough, neurodevelopment, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodevelopmental research, NeuroDiagRevolution, non-invasive, PERSYST study, rare disorders, skin analysis, skin biopsy, skin research, skin sample, skin testing, Skincraft, upper arm

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Farms Harvested:	905
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

Consensual PvP, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Friends, Hate Speech Zero Tolerance, java, Jobs, MCMMO, No Griefing, No X-ray, Rtp, Sethome, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Veinminer, Warps, xMoniarty#7292

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Potions Brewed:	65	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Supernaluna Minecraft Server

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
Website	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on the server?	No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any age restrictions?	The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
What happens if I break the rules?	Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, Cultural awareness, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural nuances, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, foreign perspective, gaijins, Japanese culture, Japanese endings, Minecraft, Server, SushiCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	779	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

OverItMinecraftSMP

bored, boring porn, dull, lackluster, lifeline gone, monotonous, over it, OverItMinecraftSMP, Repetitive, Tiresome, unappealing, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvarying

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	5547	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Villages Defended:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	211
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!