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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1796 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4918 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.
we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.
our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?
