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Sea Creature Shenanigans
come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on orcas like medieval knights! imagine charging into battle on the back of a majestic sea creature, wielding your sword and conquering your enemies! our server is filled with crazy adventures and mythical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where art supplies and sea voyages collide in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! -
WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.
But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?
Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?
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StepMomTaxCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with entitled stepsisters ruining your precious art supplies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with creativity and chaos (but hopefully not paint splatters all over your room).Are you tired of living with a stepmom who thinks it’s totally cool for her daughter to destroy your expensive paints just for the sake of “creative exploration”? Look no further, because on our server, we value your personal space and belongings (unless you want to blow them up with TNT, of course).
Don’t let your stepmom’s criticism get you down – join our server and show off your artistic talents without fear of judgment or paint-related disasters. Plus, we offer compensation in the form of virtual diamonds for any damages caused by curious siblings (or griefers, we don’t discriminate).
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can express yourself freely and escape the drama of real life, come join us! Just remember to keep an eye on your paints – you never know when a sneaky stepsister might try to turn them into watercolors behind your back.

