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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1038 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!
Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!
Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!
