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BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

Abolish, AUTHORITY, Ban, BananasAreEvil, control, Curb, Eliminate, FORBID, infinite powers, Limit, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, outlaw, prohibit, restrain, restrict, restrictions, smp, Superpowers, suppress, veto

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

DreamCraft: Reality Check

altered state of consciousness, CHECK, cognitive psychology, conscious dreaming, dream awareness, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream signs, dream state, DreamCraft, dreaming, introspection, lucid dreaming, mental health, metaphysical experience, mindfulness, Reality, reality check, rem sleep, SELF AWARENESS, sleep cycle, subconscious mind, surrealism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1465
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

Crafty Booze Busters

alcohol, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcohol-related cancer, apps, booze, Busters, cancer risk, Crafty, dark apps, funding, government approval, health education, health risks, healthcare recommendations, healthcare services, Industry Influence, Industry-funded, Misinformation, misinformation in apps, National governments

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	New Chunks Explored:	91309

Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Overgrowth MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG Custom items Custom mobs PvP Roleplay Skills Community Classes Weapons Adventure Exploration Fantasy Multiplayer Survival Creativity Building Sandbox Enchantment Crafting Bosses, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8326	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

162.33.31.252:26915

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

blue rep, circus performer, hololive, Idol, Minecraft, Momosuzu Nene, MOMOSUZU NENE Twitter, MOMOSUZU NENE YouTube, Nene, NePoLaBo, Omaru Polka, OMARU POLKA Twitter, OMARU POLKA YouTube, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Shishiro Botan, SHISHIRO BOTAN Twitter, SHISHIRO BOTAN YouTube, Vtuber, white lion, Yukihana Lamy, YUKIHANA LAMY Twitter, YUKIHANA LAMY YouTube

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2400
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Votes:	8529
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

#exciting, #mixedmartialarts, Combat, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Edition, Fighting, forum, heem, INTENSE, memes, memorable, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, participants, Powerful, smp, sports, Thread

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1185	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3832	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2124	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4550	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!