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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2013 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!