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  • Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so listen up, my fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, well, you’ve hit the jackpot, my dude! Like, for real, I saw a creeper and it was wearing sunglasses. I’m not even joking, it was the sickest flex ever!

    First off, we’ve got OUR OWN REALM OF DISASTERS, right? Think of it like a giant dumpster fire, but instead of trash, it’s just dudes built like squids and llamas runnin’ around with toasters on their heads. You ever seen a 15-foot tall chicken? No? Well, you will here! Im just throwing it out there, my grandma was chased by one last night, and it’s still gobbling everywhere.

    Also, our server has a PIZZA MINION, and I’m not talking about the yellow dudes from that movie, I’m talking about a creepy little guy who serves cold pizza and tells you to “yolo” before disappearing into the ether. It’s a culinary experience that’ll leave you asking, “Why did I do that?”

    Ever heard of a BLOCK OF CRAFT BEER? No? Well, welcome to the club, bro! We brew it in our digital basements, and half the time, we accidentally turn it into monster spawn eggs — so you could end up with a pet cow that also wants to eat your soul. Good luck!

    And OMG, the drama! You haven’t lived until you see a steve fight a villager over who’s the best at farming potatoes. Spoiler alert: the potato always wins. I can’t even count the amount of times my friend lost a bet and had to wear a pumpkin on his head for a week while building a shrine to Enderman because that’s the kinda wild we’re about.

    Trust me, if you join, you’ll NEVER want to leave. Unless you have a heart condition from laughing too hard, then maybe. But seriously, one of our members swears that he got attacked by a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle last Tuesday, and the story just keeps getting better. Can you imagine? I can’t even wear a hat in Minecraft without feeling like a noob.

    So if you’re tired of playing with ‘normal’ people who build farms and do ‘productive’ stuff, come hang out with us degenerates! We’ll even throw you a welcome party filled with TNT and fireworks just so we can blow stuff up and blame it on the “gamer gods.” We got memes, chaos, and potatoes galore. What more do you need?!

    Now go grab your pickaxe and let’s meme the night away in a world where rational thought is just a suggestion. 🤪✨

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to Minelanders SMP: Where we dig, craft, and accidentally blow up our own creations! Java & Bedrock crossplay for more chaos!

    Welcome to Minelanders SMP: Where we dig, craft, and accidentally blow up our own creations! Java & Bedrock crossplay for more chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

    Server Address mc.minelanders.com
    Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
    Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

    Overview

    The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

    Community Nights!

    Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more!

    Vanilla Reimagined

    We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

    Features

      • We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
      • We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
      • We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
      • The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21 . The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
      • Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in game advantages.

    Rules

      • Play in good faith
      • Be respectful of other players
      • No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
      • Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
      • No cheating
      • Alt accounts must be known to staff
      • No releasing personal information about another player
      • Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

    Pictures from the last edition of the server:^ (It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MurderDronez Minecraft SMP Madness

    MurderDronez Minecraft SMP Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the grass grows faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary N plushie, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to all who find it. But be warned, finding this plushie is no easy task – you’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even do a little dance to summon its magical powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP