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CraftyTeenDraws
Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune! -
ArtisticFamDiscount
Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down! -
JoblessBro Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?
So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!
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ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends
Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!
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SeaClashCraft
come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
SoccerMedicChaosCraft
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!
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Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name home.zaddy.men Player Base Small but active Map Size 20k by 20k, expands with major updates Map Seed Not public Features TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?
A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.
Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?
A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.
Q: How many homes can I set on the server?
A: You can set two homes on the server.
Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?
A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.
Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?
A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.
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AnonCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a tired Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, a village of friendly villagers who throw the most epic parties, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds (guarded by a pack of dancing creepers, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with a beak of iron and feathers of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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SaintMarksCraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?
So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
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CreepyCraft SMP: How to Approach Single Ladies
Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Are you looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with and build epic structures together? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places, whether it’s in a dark cave or on top of a towering mountain. Our community is full of single players just like you, ready to mingle and craft their way into your heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep for love on our crazy SMP server!