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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

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Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!
We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

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ProCrafters Minecraft Server

better at adaptability, better at communication, better at conflict resolution, better at cooking, better at creativity, better at critical thinking, better at decision making, better at empathy, better at innovation, better at leadership, better at listening, better at multitasking, better at negotiation, better at organization, better at problem solving, better at public speaking, better at stress management, better at teamwork, better at time management, Minecraft, procrafters, Server

Do you have the skills to survive in a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Join our Minecraft server and show off your superior block-building abilities! We guarantee that 80% of players will be blown away by your epic creations and unmatched survival skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Can you outwit them and claim the loot for yourself? Join us now and prove that you’re not just another blockhead!

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CraftyLadiesServer

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our legendary “Twerk for Diamonds” event every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur own defenses to protect ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, on our server, u gotta be ready for anything cuz we got hezbollah coming for u! but dont worry, we got our own iron dome to protect u from their attacks. but, like, we heard that it might not be enough, so u gotta join our server and help us beef up our defenses! plus, we got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time. come join us and show hezbollah who’s boss!

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CraftyCommieTreason

50, ACCUSATION, American, Conflict, Court, CraftyCommieTreason, crime, donation, dual citizenship, Espionage, Immigrant, International, Justice, Legal, Politics, pro-Ukraine, Russian, SECURITY, Treason, trial, WOMAN

come join our minecraft server, where the only crime is not joining! we have a russian american woman on trial for treason because she donated $50 to ukraine! if that doesn’t scream fun and excitement, i don’t know what does! come build with us and maybe you’ll end up in a crazy scandal too! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one on trial for donating to a cause you believe in! join now for a chance to be part of the madness!

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SignCraftLOL

Communication, cultural diversity, cultural understanding, deaf culture, different countries, global communication, language barriers, language differences, language diversity, language equality, language evolution, language perception, linguistic diversity, linguistic variation, Misconception, sign language interpretation, sign language recognition, Sign languages, SignCraftLOL, Spoken languages, stupid

so, like, u know how sign languages r different in diffrent countries? well, that’s like spoken languages being different, but for ur hands, u feel me? but sum peeps think it’s dumb or sumthin.
come join our minecraft server where we have sign language lessons in every language u can think of! u can learn how to communicate with ur hands in chinese, spanish, even klingon! cuz who knows when u might need to talk to a klingon in minecraft, amirite?

we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but u gotta know the secret sign language password to get in. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with ur hands!

so come join us and learn the universal language of signs. who knows, u might even make friends with a klingon along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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WeebCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. Trust us, you’ve never seen a villager do the moonwalk until you’ve been to our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a clucking good time.

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink llama that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come on over to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

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VTubeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of AVtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll receive daily doses of mentally ill messes that will leave you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of anime characters to hosting virtual concerts with pixelated pop stars, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about us!

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DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where players can argue over imaginary trips to Greece and monitor each other’s virtual diets. Our players are so dedicated to their relationships that they’ll block you in-game and cut off all contact just like a real emotional abuser. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand? Come join us and see if you’re the real AITA in this virtual world!

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MommyMayhemCraft

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Are you tired of emotionally absent parents in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only emotional labor you’ll have to worry about is deciding which block to place next! Our server is filled with supportive players who will never let you down like your mom did.
Join us for Father’s Day celebrations that will make your dad feel like a king, with grand gestures and BBQs that will make up for all those years of neglect. And don’t worry, Mother’s Day is lowkey here – because who needs a mom who skips baby showers anyway?

So come on over and build your own family in our Minecraft world, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last diamond. See you there!

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RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Looking for a roommate? Well, look no further because on our server, countries are your roommates! Imagine having Australia as your roommate – always throwing shrimp on the barbie and wrestling crocodiles in the living room. Or how about Japan, constantly organizing your stuff with precision and serving you sushi for breakfast.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the United States as a roommate. That’s right, the US is always throwing wild parties, bringing home bald eagles as pets, and trying to build a wall around your bed for privacy. It’s a non-stop adventure living with these crazy countries as your roommates!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up with a country as your BFF!

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