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Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7039
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Void Armor Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Farms Harvested:	925
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	829395
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2773
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	194
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

GenderFail Minecraft Server

athletes, boxers, boxing, Clearing, Competition, controversy, equality, Events, games, gender, Gender tests, GenderFail, inclusion, International, Minecraft, olympics, qualifications, regulations, rules, rulings, Server, sports, Testing, world championships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	186
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga

activism, arrest, Crisis, current events, Democracy, detained, detention, Freddy Superlano, FreddyCraft, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Latin America, News, opposition leader, Party, Political, Saga, south america, Superlano, Venezuela

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!

JavaJoltCraft

adverse effects, brain health, capacity, chronic stress, coffee polyphenols, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, diet, early-life stress, hippocampus, inflammation, JavaJoltCraft, Mice, mitigate, neurogenesis, neuroinflammation, neurons, new neurons, stress effects, study, supplementing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to neuroinflammation and cognitive deficits, bro! our server is infused with coffee polyphenols that will boost your brain power and make you a minecraft master in no time!

imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.

so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?

MasterRealm: Where chaos and creativity collide…mostly chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, Chaos, collide…mostly, Creative, creativity, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, java, MasterRealm, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Master Realm – A 1.21 Vanilla Lawless Server

Features	Description
Vanilla Lawless Gameplay	Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with no rules to restrict your creativity. Build, explore, and compete in an open world!
Massive 100k World Border	Explore a vast 100,000 x 100,000 world border, giving you ample space for all your adventures.
Custom World Generation	Experience unique terrain and biomes with our custom world generation, making every corner of the world a new discovery.
Interactive Discord Integration	Stay connected with our custom Discord-to-Minecraft chat, allowing seamless communication and coordination with other players.
Custom Titles & More	Showcase your accomplishments with unique custom titles and special features.

Server Information

Server IP: 194.153.216.145:25573

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/bwUwd9b6BS

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds on the server?

A: Yes, Master Realm is a lawless server with no rules, so players are free to engage in PvP and griefing activities.

Q: Is there a limit to how far I can explore in the world?

A: The world border on Master Realm is set at 100,000 x 100,000, providing ample space for players to explore and build.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can use the integrated Discord-to-Minecraft chat feature to stay connected with other players and coordinate activities.

Q: Are there any special rewards or features for players on the server?

A: Yes, players can showcase their achievements with custom titles and enjoy other unique features provided by the server.