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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7399 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.